Now that’s what I like to see – a man on his knees. It went something like this:
Me: “So, let me guess, you’re on your knees praying to God that you don’t end up gnarled and wizened like that chunk of tree you’re looking at. Right?”
Midlife Guy: “F**k off!”
Closer examination revealed that he was taking a shot of the dead tree branch for his midlife photo collection.