The Pleasures of Urban Living

“I see you haven’t got those lovely leaves picked up yet and made a collage with them.”

“No, I haven’t.  I’ve been too f**king busy picking up the cat shit from around the last of the tomatoes.  And the cat shit from under the willow tree.  And the cat shit from the vegetable patch.”

GET ME A F**KING GUN SOMEONE.  PLEEEAAASE.

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